Let's Exchange Our Sleepiness???

I once got this crazy idea. What would happen if we could exchange our degree of sleepiness with someone else? Like you really wanna sleep but you're suffering of severe insomnia, then you could take the sleepiness from someone else. Then you can sleep using it. On the other hand if you think you're really tired but you have so many deadlines to chase, then you could take the degree of awareness (or wake-up-ness???) from someone else. And use it like a caffeine to stay all days and all nights XD

And the level of sleepiness is measured using "hours"

So A will say to B, "Grrrrr, I'm so sleepy! But my boss still wants to work me out. Give me your awareness will you?"

Then B will reply, "Thanks God! Just exactly in the right time! I've been awake for almost 72 hours and I badly need some sleep before I die. Here take my insomnia! I'll take your sleepiness."

A then answered, "Sweet. How many sleepiness you wanna take? I could even give you a week of my sleepiness. Hee."

B was shocked, "WHAT?! NAH! Not that much! My roommate would think I'm died if you did that! Just 72 hours of sleepiness will do!"

Then they exchange their sleepiness, and everybody would be happy XD

My friend read this status of mine on FB and said, "There will be a bank of sleepiness then? Where you could lend, or even rent the degree of sleepiness."


Hahaha... And that's when I know there's one crazier person than me.